Friday, January 06, 2006
Dear Hounoured Brothers of the Seventh Pillar of Slorm,

Please, before making any plans, trivial as they may be, please be sure to first check against
The Grand Master's Itinerary for any possible scheduling conflicts. We all know what a fucking dick he can be about that sort of shit.
In Scared Screed this day of Molook,
Mortimer P. Frumpybuttons
First Asst. Secretary of peeing into brown hats.