Wednesday, December 21, 2005
Get well, soon Ryoko.
Cuz without you, we're just a bunch of lame white people.
Get ready man, here comes the fast part!
Monday, December 19, 2005
Via a better blog: Legislating your A-hole.
Better blog ARS Technica on the shitty DRM bill introduced Friday by congessmen intent on breaking your TV:
"Calling the ability to convert analog video content to a digital format a 'significant technical weakness in content protection,' H.R. 4569 would require all consumer electronics video devices manufactured more than 12 months after the DTCSA is passed to be able to detect and obey a 'rights signaling system' that would be used to limit how content is viewed and used. That rights signaling system would consist of two DRM technologies, Video Encoded Invisible Light (VEIL) and Content Generation Management System—Analog (CGMS-A), which would be embedded in broadcasts and other analog video content."
Sunday, December 18, 2005
Street Fighter Salsa (not nearly as delicious as it sounds)
Friday, December 16, 2005
Nerd Alert: Street Fighter controller review on Shoryuken.com
This review of the official PS2 aniversary controller is absolute poetry. Check it:
"For Customs, it's difficult to do, for example, Sagat's standard Custom: Jab Tiger Uppercut into Close-up Standing Fierce into Roll, repeat."Wow.
"I could perform things such as Ken's Double Midscreen Jab Uppercut on the pad, very basic Genei-Jin Combos, Makoto's standard 100% Dizzy Combo on Akuma, and Hugo's delayed 720's without much problem at all."
"In terms of basic use, it felt fine, and doing "Tiger Knee'd" Air Hyper Viper Beams off of Standing Roundhouse with Cable was a breeze... I think it was actually the easiest time I've ever had doing it."
I'm sure John would be honored.
Thursday, December 15, 2005
Via a better blog: Hacking St. Nick.
Even more evidence of the war on Christ-ian-mas brought to you by better blog hackaday. First the lynchings in the south then the homos, and now this evil Jolt swilling terrorist hacker is taking aim at the jolly one in a blatant act of character assination! Ha! Nice try poindexter, but what you don't know is that Santa's head was built with logical-paradox absorbing crumple zones!**Be the first to find the Futurama reference in this post and win a handsome Nerd Alert™ bumper-sticker.
Come back car thief!
It's finals time, and I'm trying to work on a bitch of a paper. Down on the street directly below my window, a car-alarm has been going off for the last 3 hours. I tried turning on music, but it was too distracting. I'm pissed. I doubt anyone in the neighborhood would hold it against me if I dropped a cinder-block on it's windshield.
Mr. automobile owner, be forewarned. Tomarrow, after I turn this paper in, I am coming to kill you.
Mr. automobile owner, be forewarned. Tomarrow, after I turn this paper in, I am coming to kill you.
Um, no thanks.
Wednesday, December 14, 2005
Christmas: a time to be gay.
Video Of Santa Hanging From Noose
Man, that cat sure knows how to swing!Open this link in Media Player, or click here if you like to watch commercials.
via a better blog: Young person does dumb thing.
Better blog Boing Boing linked to: Bad-ass Brass Knuckle ImplantsIn my ten-plus years of web surfing I have found that if a topic on a blog/forum has generated more comments than a person cares to read, he can scroll directly to the last one and it will, without fail, sum up the discussion perfectly. The rule goes unbroken here. Being linked by BB caused the proverbial shit-storm of comments on the page in question. The opinions voiced ran the gamut from, "you people are fucking sick" to, "knuckles are for punching". There was much mention of something called a "straight edge". However, I think the final comment* really brings it home:
12-14-2005 00:17:30*Posted with the author's permission. **
If I ever saw a girl this dumb I'd come flying across the room and punch her in the chest as hard as I could, just so that shit would all pop and she would (hopefuly) die from the infect all that burst silicione would give her and never reproduce.Projectile vomiting right now!This comment forum is now closed.
**Just kidding.
Sunday, December 11, 2005
Flickr: Photoshop for Retards
Saturday, December 10, 2005
Beautiful insprirational photographs for your church's next devotional.
Have you ever just sat in your grey florescent-lit cubicle and dreamt of visiting such picturesque locals as Budapest Hungary, Wuhan China, or Le Chable Switzerland? Yeah? Well dude, that's just fucking sad. Quit daydreaming Henderson, management needs those reports filed yesterday! Maybe on your lunch break, you should check out my brother (genetic, not soul) Adam's photosets on flickr. Really great stuff. I absolutly promise you'll want to kill yourself for wasting your life counting beans in Lawndale, Idaho or wherever the hell it is you wait to die.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
Nerd Alert: Awesome 3rd Strike combo video.
Yeah, you may think you have it all. Designer pants. Complicated athletic shoes. A big plastic townhouse on the North side. Fresh hair plugs. The flattest TV money can buy. A lobotomized trophy wife with new tits. Maybe even one of those gay ass Porche Boxters all you pricks drive. But you know what man? You will never, ever, evAr be this good at Street Fighter 3. So fuck you.